Two travelers noticed having a Muslim man in the plane and they liked to annoy him then said one to the other by winking him: I'd like to spend my vacation in Africa, but I discovered that half of its population are Muslims and then I have been offered a job in Saudi Arabia and I rejected it because all its inhabitants are also Muslims. Then I thought about going to Pakistan, but I found it teeming with Muslims.
His colleague told him: Why didn't you travel to Europe?
He said: It is full of Muslims too, when you walk in the street you collide with one of them. All this is an attempt to annoy and vex the man.
The man turned his head to the two men and said to them placidly: Why not make a trip to hell? I've heard that it is the only place where there are no Muslims!